Dragons haven’t been this cool since Jane Yolen’s Dragon’s Blood. Queue gritty voiceover. “It began as a LEGEND!” … a whole bunch of mindless adjectives… “will turn our world into a BATTLEFIELD!” The timeless threat? Dragons. That’s right, some ancient Korean legend manages to rip a hole in the fabric of space to dump an ugly sea of flying, slithering, stomping reptiles into present day Los Angeles. Apparently there’s a whole story about a young woman who must sacrifice herself to one of the dragons in order to satiate destiny and allow it to ascend to heaven with a full stomach. In actuality, as you can plainly see in the trailer, it’s about attack choppers and tanks trying to fend off a magically undead dragon army. (They’re not actually undead, but it certainly sounds better.) D-War has amassed a paltry $5 million. If you hurry, you may still be able to catch it in theaters.

To commemorate, uh, fall cleaning, I’ve cast about for a new site design that separates it from the Chronological Liar empire. Also, I had to make a really crappy banner — dewy leaves just don’t cut it. So that will change…once I get around to it.

Yes. There will be lots of Milla Jovovich.