Dragons haven’t been this cool since Jane Yolen’s Dragon’s Blood. Queue gritty voiceover. “It began as a LEGEND!” … a whole bunch of mindless adjectives… “will turn our world into a BATTLEFIELD!” The timeless threat? Dragons. That’s right, some ancient Korean legend manages to rip a hole in the fabric of space to dump an […]

So my compatriot in crime, Scott, wants to wait to officially launch this thing until we have a bunch of content to push live. To that I say POPPYCOCK. It’s a blog. Unedited rambling HO!
To commemorate, uh, fall cleaning, I’ve cast about for a new site design that separates it from the Chronological Liar empire. […]

Scott and Mary Jane love bad movies. They routinely subject themselves to the very dregs of cinema — movies so terrible that even the 300 would flee in terror. It brings joy, bright rays of sunshine, rainbows, ponies and daffodils into their lives. Cinema Abattoir is an expression of their love. And they know you […]